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Autocarodite's Phenomenon by A.C. Lyell

This myth explains how the natural phenomenon of tornados and floods occur....

It all began with a wickedly gorgeous goddess named Autocarodite. She was the goddess of tenderness and gentleness. Autocarodite was a very loving girl that produced sunshine wherever she went. She was very loving and trusting of everyone and everything, but this sometimes got her in trouble. That is exactly what happened when she met the great god Mattdurros.
Mattdurros was the god of adultery and lies, and he was very deceiving. Everywhere he went, women were dying to have him. They had never met a god like him, and they fell in love with him instantly. Mattdurros was nothing but a lie and a troublemaker. He enjoyed getting other people into trouble. He also took in great pleasure when it came to hurting women after making them fall in love. Little did he know he would end up hurting the wrong goddess.
One day while Autocarodite was walking through a field of daisies, she came upon the most handsome man she had ever seen. Little did she know,the god she had come upon was no other than the almighty Mattdurros. As soon as she laid her eyes upon him, she started to fall for his deceiving charm. All the while, Mattdurros thought he had found his next victim. The two married in the spring and had four children: Brodus, Henslysus, Dala, and Elizamis. Autocarodite thought she had found her soulmate, until the lies started becoming messy.
Mattdurros started his adultery only two months after meeting Autocarodite, even though life was perfect. Mattdurros had Autocarodite deceived for a year until he started having affairs with too many women at once. Autocarodite was told numerous times since their wedding what was going on.
It wasn’t until the nineteenth of November, 1221 B.C. that Autocarodite’s best friend Jessthena told her to take a trip to Mt. Twittera. It took nearly three hours to get there, but when she did, she saw Mattdurros with another woman: a human girl by the name of Katy.
Autocarodite rushed home and waited for her husband to come home so she could confront him, but he never came home. Mattdurros finally came home six days later and confessed to being with Katy for eleven months. Autocarodite’s heart was broken. At first, she was miserable and cried for months. In fact, she cried so much and so hard that she had drowned a city in her tears. The people of Groto called it the Eluvies, specifically the “flood of Groto.”
Groto finally rebuilt itself and that’s when Autocarodite’s sadness turned to anger. Unlike her sadness, Autocarodite’s anger only lasted one day, but she ruined two cities in the process. Autocarodite ran around Twittera looking for Mattdurros and Katy, destroying everything and anything in her path. She ran around the city so fast that she created huge gusts of wind. These strong currents of air would pick up any object and throw it miles away at high speeds. Gods and goddesses called it the Turbo Onis. After Autocarodite finished with Twittera, she moved on to Groto, where she did the same thing.
After about twenty-three hours, she gave up the search for her husband and his mistress and silently sat at home. For a while, nobody heard from or about Autocarodite until she passed away on the twelfth of July, 1224 BC.
After her death, the people still remembered all the damage she caused. The humans remembered too and now claimed the name “flood” for Eluvies, and “tornado” for Turbo Onis.

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